the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
james potter: strategic button-pusher, spell-whisperer, peeves-provoker, and other forms of instigation
sirius black: distraction and improvisation artist
peter pettigrew: supply chain, escape artist, getaway driver
remus lupin: prank mastermind, directing the rest of these punks to greatness
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.