disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

wizardbird:

I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
  • disarms:

goodbye my love

    rollingsreliable:

    Hey everyone, it’s been too long since you’ve watched this. I don’t care when you last watched it. Unless you’re literally watching it while you read this, it has been too long since you’ve watched it.